MRS. KIM:Uh, Lane, I have something very upsetting to talk to you about.
LANE:Oh, what?
MRS. KIM:It concerns the wedding night.
LANE:[uncomfortably] Oh, boy.
MRS. KIM:Yes. Oh, boy. Marriage is a job, Lane. There are rewards that come with this job but there are also sacrifices. There are things you are going to have to do.
LANE:Things?
MRS. KIM:Terrible things.
LANE:Mama, you don't have to...
MRS. KIM:You need to hear this. You need to know what to expect. It will start early.
LANE:What will?
MRS. KIM:The man's expectations. It starts early. At the wedding, actually. At the wedding, you're going to have to kiss him.
LANE:Mama...
MRS. KIM:You will then be expected to share a bed tonight. And when you're in that bed, you are expected to...
LANE:[begging her to stop] Mama, please!
MRS. KIM:You have to do it with this boy, Lane. You're just going to have to do it. Hopefully, if you're lucky like me, you'll only have to do it once.