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MRS. KIM: Uh, Lane, I have something very upsetting to talk to you about.
LANE: Oh, what?
MRS. KIM: It concerns the wedding night.
LANE: [uncomfortably] Oh, boy.
MRS. KIM: Yes. Oh, boy. Marriage is a job, Lane. There are rewards that come with this job but there are also sacrifices. There are things you are going to have to do.
MRS. KIM: Terrible things.
LANE: Mama, you don't have to...
MRS. KIM: You need to hear this. You need to know what to expect. It will start early.
LANE: What will?
MRS. KIM: The man's expectations. It starts early. At the wedding, actually. At the wedding, you're going to have to kiss him.
MRS. KIM: You will then be expected to share a bed tonight. And when you're in that bed, you are expected to...
LANE: [begging her to stop] Mama, please!
MRS. KIM: You have to do it with this boy, Lane. You're just going to have to do it. Hopefully, if you're lucky like me, you'll only have to do it once.
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